No one ever lies
No one really dies
Money brings you joy
Girls are girls and boys are boys

The ocean has no salt
Lack is all your fault
Knowledge comes for free
Surreality

The truth is plain to see
But you may not agree
And much prefer to be
In surreality

The truth is plain to see
And if you disagree
Then you can call on me
Sir Reality

All science is a ploy
A gun is just a toy
Man is born, not made
It's good to be afraid

The earth is not so old
The moon is not that cold
The rich deserve to be
Surreality

The truth is plain to see
But you may not agree
And much prefer to be
In surreality

The truth is plain to see
And if you disagree
Then you can call on me
Sir Reality

Cause no one ever lies
No one really dies
Money brings you joy
Girls are girls and boys are boys

The truth is plain to see
If you disagree
Then you can join me
Sir reality