I had a run in with my dad, About a girlfriend that I had. He got a look at what we did, He don't believe in sex. My dad he lectured till his face was red. As red as my girlfriend's. He was talkin about self-respect, When my mind wandered. was preachin 'bout respect, respect)? Erection! Erection! (In his face?) masturbate, fornicate, Fuck! Fuck! I had a run in with my dad, He don't believe in sex.