Beware! If I show interest in your philosophy 
Take care! If I wrinkle my brow in sympathy 
Look out! If I treat you with due deference 
Watch out! If I talk to you by preference 

Oh no! I seem to like you... 
Oh woe! I lend a keen ear... 
Great Scott! I seem to like you... 
Guess what! I find you execrable. 

Tell someone who is interested 
Tell someone who will keep their lunch digested 
Tell someone who wants your conversation 
Tell someone who doesn't regard you as an argument for 
compulsory sterilisation 

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways - 
Nil.