Beware! If I show interest in your philosophy Take care! If I wrinkle my brow in sympathy Look out! If I treat you with due deference Watch out! If I talk to you by preference Oh no! I seem to like you... Oh woe! I lend a keen ear... Great Scott! I seem to like you... Guess what! I find you execrable. Tell someone who is interested Tell someone who will keep their lunch digested Tell someone who wants your conversation Tell someone who doesn't regard you as an argument for compulsory sterilisation How do I love thee? Let me count the ways - Nil.