When I was young my pa and ma
They looked at me and said "oh pshaw"
And ma said "it's a boy, I think"
And pa went out and got a drink
Then Jane said I look just like him
And ma said I look just like a twin
And I've been a step child ever since
The always, always pick on me
They never, never let me be
I'm so awfully lonesome, awfully sad
It's a long time since I've been glad
But I know what I'll do, bye and bye
I'll eat some worms and then I'll die
And when I'm gone you wait and see
They'll all be sorry that they picked on me
The always, always pick on me
They never, never let me be
I'm so awfully lonesome, awfully sad
It's a long time since I've been glad
But I know what I'll do, bye and bye
I'll eat some worms and then I'll die
And when I'm gone you wait and see
They'll all be sorry that they picked on me
