I don't know jack about love
I'm always messin' it up
If you're looking for relationship advice today
Hell, I can tell you all the wrong things to say
I don't know jack about style
GQ ain't called in a while
But if you don't mind jeans and this old ball cap
And if you're wonderin' where the party's at
Well...
I know jack about that
I'll run that train down the track
I got a PhD in ice cold beer on tap
I ain't your average Joe
Hell, I'm a poe-fesh-in-oe
You wanna know about whiskey in a double shot glass
Yeah, I know jack about that
I don't know jack about trucks
If I break down I'm fff... stuck
Wish I could tweek a muscle car
Like a rocket to the stars
But I can scoop you on the way to the bar
Cause...
I know jack about that
I'll run that train down the track
I got a PhD in ice cold beer on tap
I ain't your average Joe
Hell, I'm a poe-fesh-in-oe
You wanna know about whiskey in a double shot glass
Yeah, I know jack about that
Yeah, I know all about a good time
Good friends on a Friday night
I know all about gettin' real high
That ain't no lie
You'll find me floatin' in the neon light
I know jack about that
I'll run that train down the track
I got a PhD in ice cold beer on tap
I ain't your average Joe
Hell, I'm a poe-fesh-in-oe
You wanna know about whiskey in a double shot glass
Yeah, I know jack about that
Yeah, I know all about that!
