My teeth have never looked quite this yellow 
and my body never quite this fat.
I'll pay well over the odds,
just to have some teenage abandoned back. 
I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan 
and I swear it was an act of faith. 

But I don't get angry 
when I'm feeling down. 
I just take my thoughts 
into the centre of town 

And Schumacher the Champagne 
never needed good cause to celebrate.
Schumacher the Champagne, 
might as well be proud of last place.

We used to set ourselves on fire 
when chemistry was twice a week. 
And now I pay for it over a counter 
whilst they become fitness freaks. 
My bad habits are taking over 
all the good left inside.

But I don't get angry 
when I'm feeling down.
I just take my thoughts 
into the centre of town. 

And Schumacher the Champagne 
never needed good cause to celebrate. 
Schumacher the Champagne, 
might as well be proud of last place.
And Schumacher the Champagne 
never needed good cause to celebrate.

Oh, take me as I am
Oh, take me as I am
Oh, take me as I am,  or not at all

Or not at all...