Oh god how fun to be the one,
I'm so sad to say
you're nice and all,
But you're too tall,
I have to go now
It always happens to me, always
They feel attracted to me, Shorty
Always, they say
If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know,
I consider this a date
I stayed and she waited for me,
No chance to get away
I tried to think,
Another drink, might help me
It always happens to me, always
They feel attracted to me, Shorty
Always, they say
If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know,
I consider this a date
Stuck in the bar,
I couldn't get far,
She was still there smiling
"It's not me being tall, it's you,
You're small, I like that"
It always happens to me, always
They feel attracted to me, Shorty
Always, they say
If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know,
I consider this a date
