[Originally by Ramones] Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die. [Second verse, same as the first] Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die [Third verse, different from the first] Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die.