Well, I went to the beach just the other day I saw a pretty girl and I wanted to say Come on baby go surfin' with me But I didn't know a thing about the sea I thought I'd take a chance so I walked her away I didn't know exactly what' I'd say When all at once, it was a sight to see She started whippin' surfin' terms on me Banzai, pipeline, shootin' the curl Ten toes over, man he's caught in a swirl Everybody jumps and they point and shout I wish I knew what they were talkin' about I decided then I'd better be on my way I said I'll see you later some other day When out of the the blue I heard someone say Move it over ho-dad, you're in my way I was feelin' so bad as I walked down the shore I saw two surfers and they both looked sore And as I passed them I heard one roar Some ugly kind of gremmie put a dinghy in my board