Murder is easy, murder is fun,
it's better than sex, I always come,
I like to stalk those I abuse,
I like them to struggle so I can refuse.

Murder is easy, murder is fun,
it's better than sex, I always come.
I like to go prowling on Saturday night,
I like them to struggle and put up a fight.

Murder is easy, murder is fun,
it's better than sex, because I always come,
I've murdered so many I have lost count,
the pleasure it gives me is a large amount.

Murder is easy, murder is fun,
it's better than sex because I always come,
I murdered the vicar, I murdered his son,
murdered his dad and I murdered his mum.

And I murdered, murdered, murdered, murdered
cats, cats, cats...... as a boy,
then I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs, 
I moved on to dogs
dogs, dogs,dogs.......now it's the McCoy..

Murder is easy, murder is fun,
it's better than sex because I always come,
public opinion, it don't swell,
the consensus is I am unwell.

Murder is easy, murder is fun.
it's better than sex because I always come,

It's better than sex because I always come 
it's better than sex because I always come 
it's better than sex because I always come  
I always come...