Open up the gates of madness
beware the terror pygmy roams
all the snakes are on the inside
waiting for you to come home
On a bed the queen is sleeping
cheerleaders crowd into the room
the killer dwarf lights a candle
the organ grinder bangs out a tune
What are you waiting for?
Lying on a slab of metal
on a hot summers afternoon
showgirls dance a leather tango
invite you up into their rooms
What are you waiting for?
Meanwhile back at the oasis
in a tense sentimental groan
gnashing teeth do a quick fandango
and leave you howling at the moon
What are you waiting for?
