Jesus shaves, joins corporate America
Get's laid off, grows his beard back
Stays up late, sees a TV commercial
About being a welder, makes a phone call
Jesus shaves, goes on an interview
Does real well, he's got a way with people
Two years on he's still an apprentice
But not for long, it's graduation
Jesus shaves, put's his best suit on
Get's a certificate, makes it official
Now he's a welder, wears a big helmet
And twice a week now, Jesus shaves
Blessed are the ones, who make peace
Blessed are the ones, who scrape by
Blessed are the ones living holy lives
And here's to the rest of us who try
Jesus shaves on Sunday morning
Decides to go fishing after going to church
It's wintertime, so he walks on water
Digs a whole in the ice and fishes for perch
Jesus shaves the scales off the fishes
Has a few fillets and a couple of brewskies
Thinks about the girl, Magdalena, in payroll
Decides that he's gonna ask her out for dinner
Jesus shaves for work on Monday
Goes to the office, gathers his courage
He's still don't know just how he's gonna ask her
Walks over to her desk and sees a picture of her boyfriend
Blessed are the ones, who make peace
Blessed are the ones, who scrape by
Blessed are the ones living holy lives
And here's to the rest of us who try
She says hello, how are you this morning?
He asks if she knows if it'll snow or rain
She notices him looking at the picture on her desktop
She says it's her cousin who's passed away
He say's that's great, she looks at him funny
He says he didn't mean that, she says it's okay
And then she smiles and they both start laughing
And that's when he knows it's his lucky day
Jesus shaves, smiling in the mirror
Magdalena is saying that they gotta hurry
They'll be late for work and the school bus is coming
But their daughter likes watching as Jesus shaves
Blessed are the ones, who make peace
Blessed are the ones, who scrape by
Blessed are the ones living holy lives
And here's to the rest of us who try
