Stay right there, go no further Don't get a doctor, don't get my mother It's too far to walk, gotta decide Turn around, we're takin' a ride So take another pill from your purse Take a little ride in a hearse We're takin' a ride We're takin' a ride We're takin' a ride Going real fast, hanging out the window Drinking in the back seat, half the bottle The light was green, so was I The radio's blasting, turn that shit off Ninety miles an hour, slidin' on grease I got my doubts we'll make it in one piece Just takin a ride We're takin a ride We're takin a ride Stay right there, go no further Don't get a doctor, don't get your mother Out of the car, your hands on the hood Takin' a ride but it's doin' no good