Drive yourself right up the wall No one hears and no one calls It's a boring state It's a useless wait, I know Brag about things you don't understand A girl and a woman, a boy and a man Everything is sexually vague Now you're wondering to yourself If you might be gay Your age is the hardest age Everything drags and drags One day, baby, maybe help you through Sixteen blue Sixteen blue Drive your ma to the bank Tell your pa you got a date You're lying, now you're lying on your back Try to figure out, they wonder what next you'll pull You don't understand anything sexual I don't understand Tell my friends I'm doing fine Your age is the hardest age Everything drags and drags You're looking funny You ain't laughing, are you? Sixteen blue Sixteen blue