Get me out of this stinkin' fresh air Ninety days in the electric chair Step right up son Gonna show you something ain't never been done You're all fucked Listen, it don't cost much I lay down the line you touch Never do what you're told There'll be time, believe me, when you're old You're all wrong and I'm right Please be on your honor Please be on your side (Back in here) Listen to the story all right I'm losing all I own on that dotted line Step right up son Gonna show you something ain't never been done You're all wrong and I'm right You see I want it in writing, I owe you nothing Want it in writing, I owe you nothing Want it in writing