Everybody at your party They all look depressed Everybody dressin' funny Color me impressed Stayin' out late tonight Won't be gettin' any sleep Givin' out their word Because that's all that they won't keep Put the party on the mirror Oh shit, pass the bill to Chris Intoxicated lover ending our french kiss Can you stand me on my feet? Can you stand me on my feet? (Everybody) Everybody at your party They don't look depressed And everybody's dressin' funny Color me impressed Color me impressed Color me impressed Color me impressed Color me impressed I call it out