[Chorus]
        G                C         G
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
        Em              C            D
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
               G              C           G                  Em
you're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
        G                 C               D            G
you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

[Verse 1]
       G                   C          D                  G
you've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed
                       C                              D
so don't you all be letting that door hit you in the ass
        C                               G          Em
you've been a splendid audience but oh enough is enough
       G            C              D               G
we'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off

[Chorus]
        G                C         G
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
        Em              C            D
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
               G              C           G                  Em
you're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
        G                 C               D            G
you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

[Verse 2]
  G                C              D                G
here's to all the smokin' vixens waitin' for the band
                      C                           D
thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand
    C                                       G               Em
but please don't take offense, because this song is not for you
        G           C                 D               G
we'd be happy to oblige you when this fuckin' crap is through

[Chorus]
        G                C         G
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
        Em              C            D
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
               G              C           G                  Em
you're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
        G                 C               D            G
you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

[Verse 3]
 G                      C        D                 G
now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss
                       C                                          D
when truth be known you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss
  C                              G                  Em
so give it up you fuckin' wad oh cunt you'll not be laid
        G                 C               D            G
the sooner you were out of here the quicked we'll be paid
       G                   C          D                  G
you'll get no more this evening stinkin' fuckers bugger off
                       C                              D
so haul your asses out of here you cunts and bugger off