Stand clear of the closing doors
Punch in your sleazy dignity
It's almost time to eyeball those interns
Eight hours of conference calls (One)
Eight hours of brown-nosing (One, two)
Eight hours of boardrooms (One, two, three)
Eight balls of white godliness (One, two, three, four)
Put down the pen paperweight pig
Insatiable wants and greed
Put down the pen paperweight pig
Hang your head for what you lead
The weekends are the only time I really live
The cancer lies within us all
The weekends are the only time I really live
The cancer lies within us all
They can't whisper when they wanna scream
They can't work as a team
When they wanna be covered in whipped cream
When they wanna be covered in whipped cream
Kiss your wife, not that intern
Kiss your wife, not that intern
Corporate world has no u-turn
Corporate world has no u-turn
If you applied, then
Just don't return
Business mastercards used for lapdances
Money under the table for congressmen
For those broken environment regulations
Kiss your wife, not that intern
Kiss your wife, not that intern
Corporate world has no u-turn
Corporate world has no u-turn
Anything is possible in the corporate world
Million dollar compensation for executives
While posting billion dollar quarter loses
Trapped in a cubicle, I'm throwing, throwing a party
A party in my head, it's all meaningless
Put down the pen paperweight pig
Insatiable wants and greed
Put down the pen paperweight pig
Hang your head for what you lead
(Put down) the pen paperweight pig
(Put down) Insatiable wants and greed
(Put down) the pen paperweight pig
(Put down) Hang your head for what you lead
