Another heart attack today up on the 405 
The sirens came and they went away 
They told me I'd be fine
And the policeman said it's an easy fix
Just needs some cosmetic attention

It's only an LA rain 
It's just an earthquake
If it doesn't crack all the walls in the house
It doesn't mean a thing at all

I got lost again today out on the 101
The exits came and they went away 
But I kept driving on
And Elizabeth said just lose yourself 
It's an easy art for you to master

It's only an LA rain
It's just an earthquake
If it doesn't crack all the walls in the house 
It doesn't mean a thing at all