Your friend's a genius She even made up The spare room bed for us. But I can't stay here indefinitely I've definitely got somewhere else I'd rather be. And that's the thing I haven't told you yet... Here it comes, here it comes here comes the serious bit here comes the serious bit Your friends say we have fun And film stars they have fun I'd like to just for once But the Marquis de Sade had it hard And even Cleopatra found it unnatural sometimes And that's the thing I haven't told you yet... Here it comes, here it comes here comes the serious bit here comes the serious bit I could be a shoulder to cry on Or I could be a body to lie on But don't ask me for more than that