I’m on a party line, Wonderin’ all the time, Who’s on the other end? Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all? Who’s on my party line? Wish I had a more direct connection. This party line was here when I arrived. And I’m not voting in the next election, If they don’t do something about finding out The person who is on my party line. I’m on a party line. I’m on a party line. I can’t speak without an interception. This is private, please get off my line. Please tell me when I can have my privacy. I’d like to meet the girl who’s always talking When I’m speaking on my party line. Wish I had a more direct connection. This party line was here when I arrived. And I’m not voting in the next election, If they don’t do something about finding out The person who is on my party line. I’m on a party line, Wonderin’ all the time, Who’s on the other end? Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all? Who’s on my party line? Who’s on my party line? Who’s on my party line?