Took my girlfriend home the other night.
Got myself in an awful fight.
She said, "Do, do, darlin', won't you please come in?"
Her old lady socked me with a rollin pin.
And I bawled. (I bawled) I bawled (I bawled),
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin.
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled) I bawled. (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin.
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down.
Wouldn't even let me get off the ground.
I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury.
She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me."
And I bawled. (I bawled) I bawled (I bawled),
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin.
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled) I bawled. (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin.
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, mon, talk about eternity.
That's what that encounter seemed to me.
She start to sneeze and I started to run.
Gone like a bullet from a machine gun.
And I bawled. (I bawled) I bawled (I bawled),
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin.
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled) I bawled. (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin.
I don't meet with that old woman again.
