Come all you saints and sinners You drunkards and beginners Life is short enough To not enjoy it everyday Embrace your guilty pleasures Then take them at your leisure For the road to hell is paved With good intentions on the way Whiskey rum and porter Just what the doctor ordered To keep you hale and hearty And to set you fancy free It makes the spirit jolly And it cures the melancholy Bereft of cares and worries It’s the barley bree for me Come all you saints and sinners You drunkards and beginners Life is short enough To not enjoy it everyday Embrace your guilty pleasures Then take them at your leisure For the road to hell is paved With good intentions on the way Throw out your pills and potions Your syrups and your lotions Your physics and your tonics They will never do the job And if you have the tension It’s best you pay attention Kick up your heels and sip a glass Of nectar from the gods Come all you saints and sinners You drunkards and beginners Life is short enough To not enjoy it everyday Embrace your guilty pleasures Then take them at your leisure For the road to hell is paved With good intentions on the way There’s some that never try it Dispute it and deny it They’d never let it pass their lips It’s poison so they think There’s pious men aplenty Who’s hearts are cold and empty They think they’ll get to heaven If they shun the devil’s drink Come all you saints and sinners You drunkards and beginners Life is short enough To not enjoy it everyday Embrace your guilty pleasures Then take them at your leisure For the road to hell is paved With good intentions on the way There’s others with the thinking That there’s goodness in the drinking It gives a man the courage Just to stem the coming tide If you’re running out of patience At your trials and tribulations A drink or two will do no harm At least you know you tried Come all you saints and sinners You drunkards and beginners Life is short enough To not enjoy it everyday Embrace your guilty pleasures Then take them at your leisure For the road to hell is paved With good intentions on the way Come all you saints and sinners You drunkards and beginners Life is short enough To not enjoy it everyday Embrace your guilty pleasures Then take them at your leisure For the road to hell is paved With good intentions on the way