Well, if you've ever been to Paris and you've ever missed a plane Nothin' much to do but sit around Drink a little, yawn a couple, laugh at where you come from Have another glass of Paris brown I'm unknown and they're still jivin' He plugged himself in, left her screaming Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down Bells around here are 'bout enough to drive a poor boy mad Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down Better get to Rome and have a look at younger sister of my dad. Well, the mission was accomplished on the day that you arrived Maria hung you out and let you dry You never understood the language lesson that she gave you Caught it in reflections of her eye I'm unknown and they're still jivin' He plugged himself in, left her droolin' Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down Bells around here are 'bout enough to drive a poor boy mad Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down Better get to Rome and have a look at younger sister of my dad