Bye bye, bye bye babe Bye bye, bye bye babe Bye bye, bye bye babe Bye bye, bye bye babe If the local rock scene has gotten you down You got nowhere to go You better get up on a Greyhound bus Head down the road to T.O. Bye bye, bye bye babe Bye bye, bye bye babe She got to take another chance Her last rock and roll chance If your whole life has gotten you down You got nowhere to turn There's a correspondence course in the book Still things a young girl can learn Bye bye, bye bye babe You'd better trade in your box, sell your rod now, baby But I'm singing to you Bye bye, bye bye babe Have a look in your comic book Have another look, you're sinking Bye bye, bye bye babe Head down the road, look for a slimy toad Nothing in your head you woman Bye bye, bye bye babe Oh, bye bye, bye bye babe