Expecting me to clean my house out 
Under my fridge I found the roach bug 
They were eating my potatoes 
They even got to raise a fambly 

It ain't no failing I just want 'em out 
I live in filth and now I want 'em out 
They don't even hep me to pay my rent 
They even eat the cash I hadn't spent 

The son of bum ain't like a stink bug 
They aren't like the rolly pollies 
They don't behave like a cicada 
But there better than the crab bug 

If I could only dream about them 
And bathe them in the new age light 
I'd put cookies in my bedroom 
And gladly let them spend night in my bed 
In my bed