It was a piece of crap, piece of crap There was a man on the corner And he was reading from the Bible (What did he say, Ross?) He said I don't like you, says so in here And I said, what? That's just a piece of crap, piece of crap I met the man and I talked to him I took him back to my flat, my flat He looked at me and he said What's the matter? What's the matter? I said, I can't stop, can't stop I said, I can't stop, can't stop I said, I can't stop And he said, what? That's just a piece of crap, piece of crap You talk and you talk and you talk You You talk a piece of crap, piece of crap It was a piece of crap, piece of crap