silly boys and girls the way they try on makeup popcorn days and football ways the way they play when they break up it's a crime the way they take the Doc so seriously they'll dock your pay they'll dock you down by the bay for the hay beneath your feet your camel's stiff oh your rocking riding ways are through boys the girls are taking over they're taking over we can't let this happen can't let this go on much longer boys take command of the commandments you make them up yourselves you drop yourself down one chute you'll wind up in hell you're trying on shoes that were left over from Jesus and Satan well one of them wore wings, the other did the painting get yourself a brush and clean up the whole town play Santa Claus in winter, Easter bunny spring when it comes to summer get out your wieners and your vagina things and have yourselves a kick have yourselves a blast teach someone the meaning of the word ''ass'' you know what i mean