my head 'neath the rock
where we laid by the dock of our bed
oh love in the sand
i held your scaly hand
most women don't hold mine
what a fine specimen of a boy you turned out to be
you dropped down to your knees
you dropped your trousers 'neath the palm bush
a cool breeze blew through me
as you blew me a kiss
you blew other things that night
i've got to admit you were tight
we were close, close enough to part
i never saw you again after that night
actually morning
the light fell upon my penis
and in the distance a sailboat swam away and cried
i lied on the beach
and lied to myself that you loved me
the seagulls were no comfort, believe me
and now it's goodbye
and i kiss the rock upon which i buried your body
la dee dee, i buried your body
la dee do, your rotting f**king body
don't ever cross a faggot
