Well there's nothing more to add, before I leave This thing of ours is dead, but don't we grieve Is it me, or are they younger every night? Just because they can, doesn't make it alright And I'm hanging by my teeth Waiting on quick relief Well the kids don't sleep for days I could die in a hundred odd ways I'm so sick of hearing That enough of this has died But don't tell me You could do it if you tried Well it's a shame or a sham He's half as old as I am Don't tell me He could look good if he tried Well he terrifies the life out of me It's really such a lazy way to be Hiding in the bedroom, climbing up the walls You've gotta kick it out of me gently, 'til he Begs and pleads and crawls I'm so sick of hearing How your love for this has died But don't tell me You could do it if you tried Well it's a shame and a sham He's half as old as I am Don't tell me He could look good if he tried I'm so sick of hearing How your love for this has died But don't tell me You could do it if you tried Well it's a shame or a sham He's half as old as I am Don't tell me He could look good if he tried Won't you make sure of my mother? Guessed half my weight in gold Tell her I just did What I was told Grab your expensive coat And bury it inside But don't tell me You could do it If you tried