Everybody’s giving me a hand me down For my cigarello of yellow and brown Everybody wants me to be their sideshow A brown ‘n’ yellow cigarello dancing under your window Filthy rag dolls in the bed I can’t listen to what they said Don’t get silly, don’t get so sick Get some trousers and get some quick All the wasters, they come in threes Honey that’s no excuse to tease Is this your house do you live here? You’re not as sick as you appear In the day Though you’re dumb In a way And everybody’s giving me a hand me down For my cigarello of yellow and brown Everybody wants me to be their sideshow A brown ‘n’ yellow cigarello dancing under your window Can we watch movies on your TV? Don’t have to get dressed just for me We could stay home and get drunk quick I could wear your dress and your lipstick Or we could go out and steal a car Both get loaded and drive real far Is this your house do you live here? You’re not as sick as you appear In the day Though you’re slow In a way And everybody’s giving me a hand me down For my cigarello of yellow and brown Everybody wants me to be their sideshow A brown ‘n’ yellow cigarello dancing under your window And everybody’s giving me a hand me down For my cigarello of yellow and brown Everybody wants me to be their sideshow For my cigarello and go, go, go And everybody’s giving me a hand me down For my cigarello of yellow and brown Everybody wants me to be their sideshow A brown ‘n’ yellow cigarello dancing under your window (Fuck me, I cannae believe it!)