It’s getting late and you feel so lonely Your buddy’s waiting in the hallway In your room you’re going crazy Leather pants or fishnet stockings You say you like the band Just right between your legs Here once again into the night With a stranger by your side Juicy as a cherry, nasty fairy Dirty Dark Diane As you roll up and reach the doorway You look around, you have no money You want to join, you know how to get in You’ll pay the bouncer in the toilet They call you backstage queen You’re just seventeen! Here once again into the night With a stranger by your side Juicy as a cherry, nasty fairy Dirty Dark Diane Only likes long haired men She’s a suicide girl Tell you dirty stories, dirty bullshit Smart as a donkey Dirty Dark, Dirty Dark Diane