It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before" My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle Made her wiggle like a willow tree So suggestively So I suggested She protested I persisted till she said "Well, okay..." And I said "Wey-hey!" In or out—of one thing there can be no doubt Out or in—this is not a sin—it's not even original! And hey, we're all individuals—so let the games begin! I fall in love with someone new practically every day but that's okay It's just the price I pay for being a man (if that's really what I am) And I refuse to take it all too seriously It's such a strange activity, Far too peculiar to be taken any other way Don't wait until tomorrow—do it today In out in out in out in out in out in out in out Shake it all about