*whistle* "Dayaam, look at baby's hair over there and shit! Damn big 1970's Jackson's afro and shit!" [Boots] Damn... motherfuckers, always bein like that Apply three drips, rub softly with your fingertips And even though you flipped, don't trip cause now you're, hip And now you slick it, you grease it and you lick it and you're lookin really wicked but your hair is now called good You moisturize and texturize and relax-ize and civilize it but yo I got a 'fro, so a bro's misunderstood Kitchen in the back, give me dap I got a knapsack Knick knack Patty's wack, cause in her mind it's firm that straight is in and out is black cause black went out with tenament shacks but beauty is a natural fact so I say, "Fuck a perm!"