His family taught him right from wrong 
With local tales and children's songs 
Sunday school was his shelter 
With his friends Joe and Walter 
Now those days seem far away 
An empty swing where he once played 
Now Bill's grown so fat and bald 
He never thought that he’d grow old 

And every day when he gets the train 
Looks out the window and thinks in vain 
If I could only be that boy again 

His sales job it gets him down 
Same old faces same old sounds 
Heart attacks, orthopaedic backs 
Documents in labelled racks 

His wife can't stand the sight of him 
With his routine glass of gin 
She makes his lunch of processed ham 
And waits in for the meter man 

And everyday when he gets the train 
Looks out the window and thinks in vain 
If I could only be that boy again 
If he could be that boy again 

Another day another gin 
His kids don't even notice him, 
Something different about his face 
His happy smile seems out of place 
His family gathered around for tea 
Eyes fixed on their new telly 
Newsflash came, then it said... 
Bill McCai was just found dead 

No more windows, no more trains 
Hung himself out in the rain 
Now he’ll never be that boy again 
Any we say bye-bye Bill McCai