She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
Now you can look but you better not touch
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
Now if you let her under your skin
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!
You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!
You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
La da la da la da
