Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum I smell smoke in the auditorium Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown He's a clown, that Charlie Brown He's gonna get caught; just you wait and see (Why's everybody always pickin' on me?) That's him on his knees, I know that's him Yellin' seven come eleven down in the boys' gym Who's always writing on the wall? Who's always goofin' in the hall? Who's always throwin' spit balls? Guess who (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow? Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?