I've been too blue on a wednesday Boo through me out of the zoo I've been down to the boundary hotel And you can bet I've been pissed there too I got mates living up in Wynnum We go boozin at the Waterloo Spend all afternoon at the RSL Coz theres never nothin else to do I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane I've been legless at the breakfast After a few they told me to leave I've been banned at the grand central hotel And I've been pissed like you wouldn't believe I love relaxin at the caxton But they never like the look of me I've been off my face at the stock exchange They gave me a couple beers for free I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane In Brisbane In Brisbane In Brisbane I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane