Anonymous Mr. Brown 
Wakens Up At Dawn, Puts A Brown Suit On 
And A Neat Brown Tie 
Matching His Brown Eyes 
He’d Been Tidy, Anonymous Mr. Brown 

Anonymous Mr. Brown 
Sings A Little Song As He Strolls Along 
Through The Flower Beds, With His Bag Old Bread 
For The Birdies, Anonymous Mr. Brown 

Mr. Brown Doesn’t Dare 
To Smile At The Lady, Sitting There 
Feeding Ducks, Knitting Away While She Thinks Oh My 
It’s A Pity That He’s So Shy 
Such A Pity To Be So Shy 

And The Lady, Who Feeds The Ducks 
Looks At Mr. Brown With Her Eyes Cast Down 
Thinks Perhaps This Week He Might Start To Speak 
For I Love Him, Anonymous Mr. Brown 

Then One Day, Mr. Brown 
Noticed The Lady Wasn’t Around 
He Enquired, Found From The Keeper, She Tripped And 
Fell 
Sent Some Flowers To Wish Her Well 
Lovely Flowers To Wish Her Well 

And The Keeper Who Keeps The Park 
Keeps A Secret Too, With The Lady Who 
Never Really Fell, But He’ll Never Tell 
They’re So Happy That Mr. And Mrs. Brown