[Originally by Billy Joel]

Friday night I crashed your party, 
Saturday I said I'm sorry 
Sunday came and trashed me out again. 
I was only having fun, 
Wasn't hurting anyone 
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change. 
I've been stranded in the combat zone, 
I walked through Bedford sty alone 
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain. 
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive 
So you said that only proves that I'm insane. 

You may be right, 
I may be crazy 
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for 
Turn out the light, 
Don't try to save me 
You may be wrong for all I know, you may be right 

Remember how I found you there, alone in your electric chair 
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. 
You were lonely for a man, 
I said take me as I am 
Cause you might enjoy 
Some madness for a while. 
Now think of all the years you tried 
To find some one to satisfy you 
I might be as crazy as you say. 
If I'm crazy then it's true, 
That it's all because of you 
And you wouldn't want me any other way

You may be right, 
I may be crazy 
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for 
Turn out the light, 
Don't try to save me 
You may be wrong for all I know, you may be right