Baby, there will never be another you I know quite a few names but they just don't resonate They're all sluts, there ain't no one like you You know I wait and wait, even when you come in late If this ain't love, then I don't know what is Fuck all the other girls to hell All you left me was a box of Kleenex A short text saying goodbye When I wrote you checks, I never turned my back And sent you a FedEx every holiday Okay I'll take care of myself I'll just take care of myself I'll empty out the Kleenex And write you a really long text And do what I do, what I do, what I do Do what I do best I'll wait for you