Baby, there will never be another you
I know quite a few names but they just don't resonate
They're all sluts, there ain't no one like you
You know I wait and wait, even when you come in late

If this ain't love, then I don't know what is
Fuck all the other girls to hell

All you left me was a box of Kleenex
A short text saying goodbye
When I wrote you checks, I never turned my back
And sent you a FedEx every holiday

Okay

I'll take care of myself
I'll just take care of myself
I'll empty out the Kleenex
And write you a really long text
And do what I do, what I do, what I do
Do what I do best
I'll wait for you