You know I couldn't be me if it wasn't for you 
I feel like shit and look like plastic but I'll get through 
You know its plain to see what's going to do 

As long as it don't get too drastic then we can't lose 
Don't blame the middleman come to me 
I'll tell you what I can all you need 
Cut out the middleman wait and see 

It was you that told me the aliens had landed 
And it was you that told me the end had just begun 

Don't blame the middleman come to me 
I'll tell you what I can all you need 
Cut out the middleman wait and see 

But now we're in this thing together 
You can't escape I've got you trapped deep inside 
You said you'd stay with me forever 
Where are you now when I need you as my alibi 

You left me all alone in my hour of need 
I tried to explain the situation but they don't believe me 

Don't blame the middleman come to me 
I'll tell you what I can all you need 
Cut out the middleman wait and see