If a table's all you've got I'll take it with a double shot And keep my eye out for an open spot 'Neath that Old Milwaukee sign Because when you've just had one of those days That got off to a real bad start It's gonna end up ok As long as there's a bar As long as there's a two for one A jukebox and a drinkin' song A bartender with an ear to bend You're always gonna find a friend At a dive on the edge of town or karaoke in a motel lounge You don't have to look that far It's alright anywhere As long as there's a bar If you wanna celebrate Or just need to get your head on straight From Tokyo to LA You can mend your broken heart Last call cures anything The whole world might go insane But some things will never change As long as there's a bar As long as there's a two for one A jukebox and a drinkin' song A bartender with an ear to bend You're always gonna find a friend At a dive on the edge of town or karaoke in a motel lounge You don't have to look that far It's alright anywhere As long as there's a bar At an airport killing time At the beach chasin' salt and lime No you don't have to look that far It's alright anywhere As long as there's a bar