Shoot Doris Day, out of the way In the pouring rain Sentimentality pause as Jimmy Stewart ignores Her question People never stay the same And it's a fight between the wild and tame I've some feelings that I can't get through Even to you my friend, wasting away in vain, oh, mercy Victor Panache, lost his mustache In a P.R war Public relationship tears, no one would touch him for years You betcha People never stay the same It's a fight between the wild and tame I've some feelings that I can't get through Even to you my friend, rushing around in vain, don't tempt me People never stay the same It's a fight between the wild and tame I've some feelings that I can't get through But those feelings never bothered you People never stay the same It's a fight between the strong and lame I've some feelings that I can't get through I'll just binge on Crack and Tiramisu Animals don't stay the same It's a fight between the wild and tame I've some feelings that I can't get through Without turning to a military coup