If I ever hurt you 
it will be in self defense
And if I ever hurt you 
it will be in self defense

Cause the podium's as high 
as the gallows are low
Swing low 
swing low 
swing low

You are a beast and 
I am serving up your supper oh
You are a beast and 
I am serving up your supper 
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh

What will you do 
when the drink is all gone???
Will you slam your fist down 
on the table

Cause I'm not that kind of whore
No I'm not that kind of whore
No I'm not that kind of whore 
but I am a little Lord

No I'm not that kind of whore 
but I am a little Lord

No I'm not that kind of whore 
but I am a little Lord
Lord grant me patience 
I am burning up inside

There are snakes out in the night
All these kids have gone astray
There are women with no meaning 
to their names when we say them
There are wars to win 
for now leftover sinful days

So if I ever hurt you 
it will be in self defense
And if I ever hurt you 
it will be in self defense

And if you ever come at me I will hurt you
Oh if you ever come at me I will hurt you
Oh if you ever come at me 
you snake

You snake
You snake
You snake
You snake

I wish you the best 
you snake
You are self professed 
you snake
My heart's in my chest 
you snake
You can have the rest 
you snake

I wish you the best 
you snake
You are self professed 
you snake
My heart's in my chest 
you snake
You can have the rest 
you snake