I ain't trying to feel no Yoko Ono, Remember how you 
met me geeked at my show yo, Front row flashy Sexy 
sassy Nasty classy Backstage pass me, Stopped and asked 
me, Yo what's up, Wanna cut, That's what's up, Body 
bumping bangin' blazin', Hair did nails did, looking 
amazing, Back to the hotel for a fling, Turned into a 
weekly thing, Now your my girl and wear my ring, Your 
my queen and I'm your King, Then you started acting 
strange, Trying to change and rearrange, Trippin' when 
I did my shows, Just another Yoko, No!

When I was younger, Somebody told me the story, Of a 
man who left the world's greatest band for his girlie, 
It happens everyday and not to just musicians, It gets 
doctors and lawyers, athletes and magicians, Some will 
make the same mistake, And most of you will never 
learn, Maybe even watch everything you love burn, So 
learn from John Lennon, And don't be such a wussy, And 
give it all away For that Yoko Ono pussy

You're my Yoko Ono
My Cher to Sonny Bono

(Mike Martin guitar solo)

Damn girl, Have some self respect, You know it's hard 
to find a band guy, That you haven't slept with, You 
love it when other girls are jealous of you, But that 
drummer that you're with, Was with her last time he 
came through, Now you're hoping that one day on stage 
he'll propose, But why would he marry you, You slept 
with everyone he knows, You'd like to be my Yoko Ono, 
Never again will I go down that road