If I let loose right now well I'd be screaming out loud My baby's been so mean to me I can't face the crowd She's been mean to me, mean to me and making me blue And if I ever get the chance I'm gonna throw her out and send her to you It started out this morning when we crawled out of bed She balled me out for screwing should be loving instead She's been mean to me, mean to me and making me sad And if I ever get the chance I'm gonna make her sorry that she's been bad to me I'd like to tie her to the railway line and jump on the train I'd like to take away her parachute on a burning plane She's been mean to me, mean to me and making me sad And if I ever get the chance I'm gonna make her sorry that she's been bad She carried on when I got home from towing the line She said that I'd been boozing I'd been drinking the wine She's been mean to me, mean to me and making me blue And if I ever get the chance I'm gonna throw her out and send her to you.