Christmas, Christmas, Christmas (This one goes out to Santa's little helper) (Down in Memphis Tennessee) Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is fallin' on the ground Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is fallin' on the ground You've been a real good little girl And Santa clause is back in town And I brought you some presents baby Got no a sleigh with reindeer, no sack on my back You're gonna see me comin' in a big black Cadillac Oh, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is fallin' on the ground It's like powdered sugar, honey Oh, you've been a real good little girl Santa Claus is back in town You know, baby, a man gets lonely up at the North Pole Just surrounded by elves and reindeer Baby, I think it's time I come down to Memphis For some good old southern lovin' Maybe some bacon, peanut butter And banana sandwiches on the griddle Some pigs' feet flavored eggnog Ginger bread houses made out of spam Get a fruitcake and dip it in beef gravy with a side of pork ribs Baby, have you ever had a candy cane made out of mayonnaise? It's delightful Oh, I'm poppin' out of my jump suit here Baby, hang up those stockin's and turn off the light You're gonna hear me comin' down the chimney tonight Oh, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is fallin' on the ground Looks like frosting coming off a doughnut Well, you've been a real good little girl And Santa Claus is back in town Oh, I'm havin' a heart attack, hold on for a second Well, you've been a real good little girl baby And Santa Claus is back in town, whoa Come on, Rudolph make a left over there by the Denny's Daddy's gotta get some sugar free plum pudding A quart of eggnog and a mince meat pie Merry Christmas very much