What's a dog think you're doing When you're vacuuming the floor? What's that random forward, backward Noisy, nonstop motion for? What's a dog think you're doing As you cross the lawn once more Walking to and fro all day Behind that other thing that roars? You walk in, the lights come on You walk out, the place grows dark If a stranger gets too close outside You know I'm bound to bark What's a dog think you're doing? What's a dog think's the reason That a fire truck blazes by? With its bright lights all a-flashing And that loud thing wailin' high? You walk out, the place grows dark You walk in, the lights come on Well, I don't know where you go all day But, damn, I'm glad you're home What's a dog think you're doing? Tails are wagging, tails are wagging Wagging most expectantly I have amped up expectations That you'll now find time for me What's a dog think's the reason When a thunderclap resounds? What's that big, bombastic boom burst Rattling everything around? Is there no place I can run to? Is there nowheres I can hide? Can I just stay close beside you Till what scares me so subsides? What's a dog think is happening When he's riding in the car? He can see you steer the wheel And what a God he thinks you are What's a dog think you're doing? What's a dog think you're doing? Yeah, what's a dog think you're doing?