Got a royal flush 
I gotta ten bob in my pocket for luck 
Just another crush 
I got my head read in the shed once again, my friend 

Inside, outside, upside, downside, 
See my face, wanna take me home 
I missed you sister, shake your pistol, 
Hear my voice on your telephone 

Just another lush 
I got my ten green bottles in my pocket for luck 
And another rut 
Get your dead head in the shed once again, my friend 

Inside, outside, upside, downside, 
See my face, wanna take me home 
I missed your sister, 
Shake your pistol, 
Hear my voice on your telephone 

Inside, outside, upside, downside, 
See my face, wanna take me home 
I missed you sister, 
Shake your pistol, 
Hear my voice on your telephone 

cigarette burning, got an opal ring,
dirty magazine turning, you're the bird who sings,
sleeping on a shag pile, sleeping on me,
sleeping like an angel watching over me